SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
Beyonce has been on a 123-show tour since March. She kicked off 2013 singing the National Anthem at the inauguration and then performed at the Super Bowl. And in between taking care of her small child and Instagramming her every bowel movement she somehow found time to secretly record an entire album PLUS 14 music videos and NO ONE leaked any of it to the world? Meanwhile I have a shelf from ikea that’s been sitting unfinished in a corner since May.
8:46 am • 13 Dezembro 2013 • 101 notas
“Barack Obama eulogizes Nelson Mandela, takes a selfie, then blows up 15 Yemeni civilians at a wedding. An average week for a U.S. president.”
— Remi Kanazi (via lifeisliterallylimited)
8:00 am • 13 Dezembro 2013 • 287 notas
Do you ever subconsciously lower your voice when you talk to straight guys
7:16 am • 13 Dezembro 2013 • 616 notas
and i LOVE HOW this album is for black girls yo. like she’s not letting you make any mistakes like this is for her people, her houston tx people, her black fucking girls who are balancing being thots and business women and lovers and mothers and instagram models like it’s just black girl multifaceted swag and you will take.
7:04 am • 13 Dezembro 2013 • 753 notas
why would you come for bey right now? do you hate yourself? do you realize what the beyhive is capable of doing to you? you don’t enjoy your life?
1:35 am • 13 Dezembro 2013 • 133 notas
so in sum:
- beyonce drops an album with no fucking warning and no promotions
- laughing in the face of lady gaga’s art pop expenses
- on the night lorde drops a “secret single”
- on taylor swift’s birthday
- when lupe fiasco had planned to drop his album
- thereby fucking up everyone’s end of the year lists especially rolling stones magazine
- on friday the 13th because fuck your illuminati bullshit
y’all literally could never
1:17 am • 13 Dezembro 2013 • 36 281 notas
Currently to the Beyoncé album
i hate you all so much
1:15 am • 13 Dezembro 2013 • 1 451 notas
'#what the fuck did this bitch summon Jesus to produce this album'
12:18 am • 13 Dezembro 2013 • 6 notas